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Nov 9, '08 5:24 AM
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A little humor with a good moral.

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline
read:

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .. . being
concerned about public opinion
can
bring you much grief and misery . even shorten your
life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!

Have
a nice day!

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Rodney Carrington

Jun 25, '08 5:21 AM
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Really a good song!!

Must have sound!

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New car - Wild ride

Jun 7, '08 7:03 PM
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.

If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.

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Too Funny

Jun 1, '08 4:44 AM
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Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head 'no.' The agent then says, 'Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team, to the batboy.' Bill hesitates, then changes his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Ok! If that is what the people want.'

'C'mere Hilly baby...' With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, 'Bill you $@&!&!'! The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, 'How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!'

Noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, 'Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first

'PITCH!'

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Music

Feb 17, '08 9:50 AM
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Tags: music

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My Guestbook

Feb 8, '08 4:52 PM
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Quiz

Jan 20, '08 12:33 AM
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Rules:

a. Each player of this game starts with honestly answering these questions.

b. People who get tagged need to copy and paste a blog of their own providing their answers.

c. At the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

d. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "TAG... YOU'RE IT" and tell them to read your blog."

1. Where were you 1 hour ago? On the puter.

2. Who will be your next kiss? Not sure yet

3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? No

4. When is the last time you went to the mall? Can't remember the last time

5. Are you wearing socks right now? Yes.

6.When was the last time you went out of town? Last weekend.

7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No.

8. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee.

9. What are you wearing right now? Sweatpants & shirt

10. Have you been in a car wash? Yeh.

11. Last food you ate? Sandwich

12. Where were you last week on Saturday? Out of town.

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? No.

14. When was the last time you ran? ..Ran ? lol

15. What's the last sporting event you watched? Football.

16. What is your favorite class? Dont have one.

17. Your dream vacation? Hawaii or Austrailia.

18. Last 3 people's houses you were in? mine,& 2 different friends.

19. How old are your parents? in their 60's.

20. Do you miss anyone? Yes my best friend from school.

21. Last play you saw? Can't remember.

22. What are your plans for today? staying by the fire.

23. Ever go to camp? No.

24. Were you an honor roll student? I could have been

25. What do you know about the future? It hasn't got here yet.

26. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? No

27. Where is your best friend located? About 30 miles from me.

28. Do you have a Tan? A farmer's tan.

29. How old do you want to be when you have kids? Already have 3

30. Do you collect anything? Eagle figures.

31. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? a long time ago.

32. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Yes

33. How do you like your drinks? In a glass

34. Do you like Hot sauce? I like anything hot, but it doesn't always like me !!!

35. Last time you took a shower? This morning .

37. What is your mood today? Happy, I guess.

38. Are you someone's best friend? Yes I am.

39. Are you rich ? I am rich because I have family and friends.

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